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13 Scary Facts about CoCam

Happy Friday the 13th! Now we understand – you are probably thinking WOW! The CompanyCam office looks like the best place to work!” And we don’t blame you — we have fooled everyone! But we are coming clean — CoCam is actually a terrifying place to work. And to prove it, we made this list for you.


13 scary facts about the CompanyCam office:

  1. For starters, the letter board in the lounge changes mysteriously. And it is supposed to be uplifting, and yet currently says, Grow Up, Show Up, Fuck Off.” How classy.
  2. Amidst the coronavirus outbreak, CoCam has encouraged its employees to wash their hands to a 20-second chorus. Needless to say, Lizzo’s baby how you feeling? feeling good as hell” coming from the male bathroom is frightening.
  3. Nick Small before coffee in the morning — yikes!
  4. The elevator up to the office is rickety, wobbly, and screechy. Ultimately, it will kill us all one of these days.
  5. Luke’s ever-evolving facial hair. He goes from having a beard to clean-shaven, back to having a beard, to then a scruffy mustache! Pretty sure it’s in sync with the cycle of the moon. It is extremely hard for us non-werewolf folk to keep up.
  6. Our PlantFam death rate is through the roof. But we will own it. We kill plants. on. the. daily.
  7. The number of snacks Micki sees Jeff steal from the break room.
  8. King of office whistling, Caleb’s tunes can be heard throughout the building… even when he is OOO.
  9. The Old Chicago beneath us is RIP. We didn’t even get to say goodbye. We have NO closure.
  10. Gerty is a runner. But not for fun. Nor for exercise or meditation. He is most definitely preparing for the apocalypse. It is coming and he will be the only one prepared!
  11. We have sold our soul to Papa John’s. Catch us (almost) every Friday devouring pizza — well everyone but Bruna, cause it is too unhealthy” for him… who does he think he is?!
  12. One may think the marketing department keeps its lights off to save energy. But need I remind you of their fear of garlic, pale skin, and pointy teeth. You can put two and two together.
  13. An unopened beer CANNOT last longer than 2 days in the office. But food will linger in the fridge for weeks. Like for weeks and weeks and weeks” — LC

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So like we said: pretty terrifying. Happy Friday the 13th!

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